WELCOME TO THE SANTA FE SCHOOL FOR SPIES

Speaking of things we’d never be able to make today, introducing the Santa Fe School for Spies, a YouTube channel hosted by Dramahawk — an unhinged Playstation fanboy who conducts an online spy-fighting course with his assistant, Panic Button.

Tutorials that cover various spy-fighting techniques and assault weapons, including (but not limited to) knives, handguns, spear guns, crossbows, and an unfortunate amount of explosives.

Seriously, how did we sell this?